Monday 2 March 2009

Bloody squirrels, comin' over here, takin' our jobs...

Returning to the shop today following a few days spent elsewhere, I went first into the Customer Services department and was immediately confronted by a member of staff wearing a squirrel mask.

What a relief to know that everything continues as normal.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie, or one of its descendants, featured a sketch in which Stephen Fry plays a waiter to Hugh Laurie's TV executive dining at a classy restaurant. When the exec requests a coffee spoon, Fry returns with a sackful of plastic coffee stirrers and empties them over the table, explaining, "I know they're all crap, but at least you've got the choice."

On the Ideal World channel this evening there is a programme entitled 'Simply Yoghurt'.

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